Chris Kelly is a passionate Scottish wedding filmmaker, a hopeless romantic, and a devoted husband and father.

The fact is, some more copy here would be just the ticket. Here's some from Arrested Development. 

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. Theā€¦ something of my ways. Wisdom? How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.